The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact is to realize two out of three aint bad, aint bad
I have the Waltzing Matilda version Jimmy sang at Soundwave stuck in my head. Hidden cause offensive and not for young children. Spoiler I'm just a jolly swag man Camped by a billabong Of liquor Under the shade of a bdllblblblvlb tree As I, whip, my shlong out And sing to it softly Won't you Come waltzing Matilda With me? OHHHH WALTZING MATILDA WALTZING MATILDA YOU'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH MY DICK As I jack it off And shoot my cum All in your pretty faces You'll come a WALT-ZING MA-TIL-DA WITH MY dickkkk
With me somewhere One night to share Just you and me We spread The seed Our schedule so natural Human connect to human Boy meets girl, know what to do Human connect to human How can I connect to you? Human connect to human Boy meets girl, know what to do Human connect to human How can I connect to you? A kiss a touch Never enough So soft so hot Don't stop you start Insinctive skills like animals Human connect to human Boy meets girl, know what to do Human connect to human How can I connect to you?
Standing on the corner of what I want and what I tend to get, day drinking and dreaming of you I let the ashtray smoke my last cigarette.
I wanna drink until I ache, I want the world to go away. I want blood, guts and angel cake, I'm gonna puke it anyway. Yeah I wish I'd been a teen idle, wish I'd been a prom queen fightin' for the title. Instead of being sixteen, I'm burnin' up the Bible, feeling super! super! super! suicidal.
^i'm really excited that she's getting the fame she's deserved for yeeeears. <3 but my mouth fills with more panic than prayer. And my skull fills with more color than care. And my heart fills with love, with too much love to bear. And I know that I’ll stay, and that she’ll always be there, my hands sunk in cold sand, sea-weed strung through her hair.
Keep it up, keep it up You're going to kill the kid Soon enough, soon enough He's going to flip the lid Will you be happy then? Wearing a satisified grin.
And if music was the food of love Then I'd be a fat romantic slob Well music, it's my substitute for love The last girl that I loved she was a low and lusty liar She set my heart on fire, but made me choke Her beauty was a sight to see, but she didn't save it all for me I found other fires by following the smoke I wish that she had either cared for me or let be me But she chased me from mind and from my home I wrote her 16 songs, but I ended up alone And if love is really all that we need Then even all my singing is never gonna save me Music it's my substitute for love
Look into my eyes I am the one who you despise Cause I exposed your lies And it's my turn to watch you burn I hope you choke On the letters that you wrote Telling me that you will be here 'til the end You'll never see A different side to me A side that you just did not ever understand Sing it like last time With every line Ends with a rhyme You'll get great reviews But I refuse to be reused I hope you choke On the promises you broke Telling me that you would always be my friend You'll never see A different side to me A side that you just did not ever understand I hope you choke I hope you choke I know you'll choke I know you'll choke
They hung a sign up in out town "if you live it up, you won't live it down" So, she left Monte Rio, son Just like a bullet leaves a gun With charcoal eyes and Monroe hips She went and took that California trip Well, the moon was gold, her Hair like wind She said don't look back just Come on Jim Oh you got to Hold on, Hold on You got to hold on Take my hand, I'm standing right here You gotta hold on Well, he gave her a dimestore watch And a ring made from a spoon Everyone is looking for someone to blame But you share my bed, you share my name Well, go ahead and call the cops You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops She said baby, I still love you Sometimes there's nothin left to do
All along it was a fever A cold sweat hot-headed believer I threw my hands in the air and said, "Show me something," He said, "If you dare come a little closer." Round and around and around and around we go Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know Not really sure how to feel about it. Something in the way you move. Makes me feel like I can't live without you. It takes me all the way. I want you to stay It's not much of a life you're living It's not just something you take – it's given Round and around and around and around we go. Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know
There's a fork in the road in front of me, At the crossroads of identity. The Devil is standing to the left. He says "Either way, they both lead to death." And the high road's steady and steep, And the low road's easy and deep. Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet. Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet. I've a friend who lies and steals and cheats. Always taking more than he can eat. He says "To get what I want, I would probably kill. If I don't take it, somebody else will." And the high road's steady and steep, And the low road's easy and deep. Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet. Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet. There is no time, Falling behind, Plant harmony, Or burn the tree. I have a friend who loves humanity, Braves bullets in war-torn countries. He traded a life of wealth to help the poor and ill. He says "If I don't do it, nobody will."
Well it rains and it pours When you're out on your own If I crash on the couch Can I sleep in my clothes?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all This album is less than nothing I can't sell this fucking record Do you know what's happening to me out there? Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass? I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this Do you know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s, and bitches You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin I can't sell this shit Either change the record or it's not coming out Now, get the fuck out of my office Now What am I supposed to-? Alright, man, whatever
I tried to listen, I can't keep up What was that you're saying, it was much too fast You say they're born to lose and we live to win And when all is said and done, all they do is sin You say they're lazy and no good and they don't do the things they should I see your mouth move and sound comes out, but I can't hear you cause you're fading out Oh I ain't here to try and spoil your fun and I ain't trying to be a cop But my head is stuck in the guillotine and the blade is about to drop Wait a minute now!