Random lyrics.

The best way to make it through
with hearts and wrists intact
is to realize two out of three aint bad, aint bad

 

I have the Waltzing Matilda version Jimmy sang at Soundwave stuck in my head.

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Spoiler

I'm just a jolly swag man
Camped by a billabong
Of liquor
Under the shade of a bdllblblblvlb tree

As I, whip, my shlong out
And sing to it softly
Won't you
Come waltzing
Matilda
With me?

OHHHH
WALTZING MATILDA
WALTZING MATILDA
YOU'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH MY DICK
As I jack it off
And shoot my cum
All in your pretty faces

You'll come a WALT-ZING MA-TIL-DA WITH MY dickkkk

 

With me
somewhere
One night
to share
Just you
and me
We spread
The seed
Our schedule so natural

Human connect to human
Boy meets girl, know what to do
Human connect to human
How can I connect to you?

Human connect to human
Boy meets girl, know what to do
Human connect to human
How can I connect to you?

A kiss
a touch
Never
enough
So soft
so hot
Don't stop
you start
Insinctive skills like animals

Human connect to human
Boy meets girl, know what to do
Human connect to human
How can I connect to you?

 

Dark diamonds in my eyes,
Will my demons ever die?

 

Standing on the corner of what I want and what I tend to get, day drinking and dreaming of you I let the ashtray smoke my last cigarette.

 

^i'm really excited that she's getting the fame she's deserved for yeeeears. <3



but my mouth fills with more panic than prayer.
And my skull fills with more color than care.
And my heart fills with love, with too much love to bear.
And I know that I’ll stay, and that she’ll always be there,
my hands sunk in cold sand,
sea-weed strung through her hair.

 

Keep it up, keep it up
You're going to kill the kid
Soon enough, soon enough
He's going to flip the lid
Will you be happy then?
Wearing a satisified grin.

 

And if music was the food of love
Then I'd be a fat romantic slob
Well music, it's my substitute for love

The last girl that I loved she was a low and lusty liar
She set my heart on fire, but made me choke
Her beauty was a sight to see, but she didn't save it all for me
I found other fires by following the smoke

I wish that she had either cared for me or
let be me
But she chased me from mind and from my home
I wrote her 16 songs, but I ended up alone

And if love is really all that we need
Then even all my singing is never gonna save me
Music it's my substitute for love

 

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

 

Look into my eyes
I am the one who you despise
Cause I exposed your lies
And it's my turn to watch you burn

I hope you choke
On the letters that you wrote
Telling me that you will be here 'til the end
You'll never see
A different side to me
A side that you just did not ever understand

Sing it like last time
With every line
Ends with a rhyme
You'll get great reviews
But I refuse to be reused

I hope you choke
On the promises you broke
Telling me that you would always be my friend
You'll never see
A different side to me
A side that you just did not ever understand

I hope you choke
I hope you choke
I know you'll choke
I know you'll choke

 

They hung a sign up in out town
"if you live it up, you won't
live it down"
So, she left Monte Rio, son
Just like a bullet leaves a gun
With charcoal eyes and Monroe hips
She went and took that California trip
Well, the moon was gold, her
Hair like wind
She said don't look back just
Come on Jim

Oh you got to
Hold on, Hold on
You got to hold on
Take my hand, I'm standing right here
You gotta hold on

Well, he gave her a dimestore watch
And a ring made from a spoon
Everyone is looking for someone to blame
But you share my bed, you share my name
Well, go ahead and call the cops
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
She said baby, I still love you
Sometimes there's nothin left to do

 

All along it was a fever
A cold sweat hot-headed believer
I threw my hands in the air and said,
"Show me something,"
He said, "If you dare come a little closer."
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it.
Something in the way you move.
Makes me feel like I can't live without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay

It's not much of a life you're living
It's not just something you take – it's given
Round and around and around and around we go.
Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know

 

Waiting on the line,
Do you still have the time?
Or have you already lost your mind?

 

There's a fork in the road in front of me,
At the crossroads of identity.
The Devil is standing to the left.
He says "Either way, they both lead to death."

And the high road's steady and steep,
And the low road's easy and deep.
Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet.
Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet.

I've a friend who lies and steals and cheats.
Always taking more than he can eat.
He says "To get what I want, I would probably kill.
If I don't take it, somebody else will."

And the high road's steady and steep,
And the low road's easy and deep.
Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet.
Guess I'll follow, follow, follow my feet.

There is no time,
Falling behind,
Plant harmony,
Or burn the tree.

I have a friend who loves humanity,
Braves bullets in war-torn countries.
He traded a life of wealth to help the poor and ill.
He says "If I don't do it, nobody will."

 

I thought you said forever, over and over

 

It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
This album is less than nothing
I can't sell this fucking record
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this
Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s, and bitches
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin
I can't sell this shit
Either change the record or it's not coming out
Now, get the fuck out of my office
Now

What am I supposed to-?
Alright, man, whatever

 

I tried to listen, I can't keep up
What was that you're saying, it was much too fast
You say they're born to lose and we live to win
And when all is said and done, all they do is sin
You say they're lazy and no good and they don't do the things they should
I see your mouth move and sound comes out,
but I can't hear you cause you're fading out
Oh I ain't here to try and spoil your fun and I ain't trying to be a cop
But my head is stuck in the guillotine and the blade is about to drop
Wait a minute now!