Oh The Things People Say.

Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by Baskest Case, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Baskest Case

    Baskest Case Guest

    okay, this thread is for the things that people have said that made you say
    not that anything has actually made me say wtf but.

    James: "Wow that cat in your driveway is very large."
    Me: "That's Devon you dumbass."
    James: "Ohhhhhhhhh"
  2. Baskest Case

    Baskest Case Guest

    shit i made two.
  3. Pansy_Face

    Pansy_Face Setting my friends on fire

    "What's the Soviet Union?"
    "What's a cell?"
    "What's a farm?"
    "How do you spell uncomfortable?"
    "Let's go shopping...AND EATING!"
    "I want to do alot more stuff with our brother school, Prep. Like have SR//Prep sleepovers!"
    "Don't forget the sissers and taipe!"

    All compliments of Lindy Firstenburg. The biggest idiot in our school.

    And she's our class vp.
  4. makylaPANSY.

    makylaPANSY. New Member

    Umm.. Lets see..
    Oh yeah. I don't know who made this BUT..
    Commercial: "NEW AND IMPROVED!"
    Makyla:.. HOW THE HELL CAN SOMETHING BE NEW AND IMPROVED?! If it's new, there's never been anything like it. But if it's IMPROVED then there's clearly something like it before that clearly needed improvement?!

    That's pretty much it..
    And yes. I have spazms like this every once in a while. o_O
  5. Baskest Case

    Baskest Case Guest

    that reminded me of a commercial for baby toys andon the bottom of the screen it said "babies not included"
    just because it was about a commercial.
  6. Stephanie

    Stephanie Active Member

    "Texas is a country!!"
    "You stack of wood...that's what fag means!" me: "no that's a pile of sticks"

    Said by a true dumbass.
  7. Heart_Broken

    Heart_Broken New Member

    Idiot: "I feel so superior to all of you"

    Me: "you're not superior to me!"

    Idiot: "Yes, well that is what a mere mortal would say...
    Now lets eat cereal!"

    [[ i have the most random friends xD ]]
  8. Lenore

    Lenore Inked and Sexy Staff Member

    "Can I penetrate you?"
  9. brandi

    brandi New Member

    Nicole: The sun is burning my aeriolas!

    She's crazy.
  10. burned_rose

    burned_rose New Member

    "There's a NEW Mexico!?!?"(haha i said that!)
  11. Thumbelina

    Thumbelina Administrator Staff Member

    -whilst in the middle of talking about Nintendo Wiis-
    Rory: Juliet, have you ever smelt Marmite?
  12. Lenore

    Lenore Inked and Sexy Staff Member

    Drunken Rowan; "Please, please, please! Kiss me again, I need it, I need you.
    Oh! Let me touch your boobs too!"
  13. Baskest Case

    Baskest Case Guest

    JT: Hey sexy.
    omg sorry Mr. D
  14. Lenore

    Lenore Inked and Sexy Staff Member

    "First, I'm going to apalogize .. then I'm going to fuck her in the toliets at school."
  15. Jess?

    Jess? New Member

    "is that calcium metal stuff the stuff you find in milk?"
    yes i get very confused in science
  16. Shaz.

    Shaz. Gleek.

    Me: Ahh my hair won't stay straight
    Brian: That's because it's pink...
    Me: o_O

    Niamh: So far and yet so close away.

    Teacher: Today and tomorrow are the same thing.
    Me: o_O So what day is it?
    Niamh: Twensday.
  17. Madden

    Madden Faut souffrir pour ĂȘtre

    Navasham: So you're in the middle of like, a nuclear war or something, right? And you have the possibility for world peace or I don't know, cheet-o's, what would you choose?
    Me: Cheet-o's, obviously.
    Navasham: Good choice.

    @ 12:41am at my house.
    Me: Harry Potter's released in like, 20 minutes.
    Juliet: Daze, it's already released.
    Me: What? No it's not, because Saturday is tomorrow, and tomorrow starts at 1am, it's still Friday.
    Juliet: Wait, what?
    Me: .... I can't tell the time properly, can I?
    Juliet: No.

    I think that was more of a whole, 'you-had-to-be-there' thing.
  18. haha that hair one reminded me of this:
    Me: I'm hungryyy and there's no salads left!
    Taya: Eat your hair, it's green.

    but this is my favourite:
    *table relatively quiet, everyone eating*
    Lilly: Wouldn't it be interesting if they had, like, sex schools?
    Everyone: ... what?!
  19. Baskest Case

    Baskest Case Guest

    JT: Today Mrs. Kapulsky was all omg stella ourtoes is Vile Valo's favorite beer.
    Me: JT, don't you mean stella artois?

    more like "oh the things people spell"...
  20. beksin

    beksin New Member

    the other day....
    Me: Oranges are really pink, not orange *nods*
    Ditte: Yes...*nods too*
    Me: *nods like one of those annoying nodding things*
    Ditte: Haha xD
    Me: Beat THAT.
    Ditte: I can't...*hangs head in shame*

    we're really random on MSN sometimes xP

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