Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer MCR Edition

I think that I will run around killing all the doctors who did not attempt to resuscitate Frank while Mikey, Ray, and Gerard feast on Frank's rotting flesh.

What would Mikey do if a shark ate Gerard?

 

go after that motherfuckin shark and eat it alive for revenge

if mcr ended right now,what do ya think would be the main reason??

 

Frerard.

Ray becomes a superhero - what would his superpower be?

 

Ray's already a superhero. His sidekick is Missile Kid. Fro Power!

Why do Mikey and Gerard look completely different now, seven years after Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, when Ray and Frank look exactly the same??

 

Ray and Frank from the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge time, time traveled to now and kidnapped the Ray and Frank from now and killed them.

Why did Mikey change is image?

 

Because he was tired of his unicorn making fun of his glasses.

Why did Gerard always wear suits in the early days?

 

Because he is secretly a government spy, and he hadn't learned how to fit in with normal society yet

What are Cherry and Lily's middle names?

 

Tree and Flower, respectively.

Why is Mikey afraid of large bodies of water?

 

Because when he was younger, Gerard told him all the Unicorns had drowned and that's why they didn't exist anymore.

Why did Gerard and LynZ decide to name their daughter Bandit?

 

Because Danger Days was really supposed to be about the band robbing a bank as a form of protest against government spending, but the FBI discovered their plot. Fearing the power of MCR, they gave the boys an ultimatum. Revamp the album and stay the hell away from banks or be assassinated. Bandit was named as a form of rebellion. The revolution lives on.

Why don't Mikey and Alicia have cute little scary-skinny Mikey Jrs yet?

 

Because Mikey is so awkward, he can't tell when Alicia is trying to put the moves on him.

Why weren't Mikey and Gerard popular in school?

 

Because they went on a school wide field trip once and some of the kids started to pick on Mikey's awkward knees. As revenge for teasing his little brother, Gerard told such scary stories around the campfire that night that most of the kids wet themselves and went home. Therefore, Mikey and Gerard were ignored.

Why did Mikey say "chumbawamba"?

 

because he got a boner.

why does gerard act gay when he has a female companion and a daughter?

 

That's just a cover up. Him and Frank are actually gay for each other.

What is Mikey's natural hair color?

 

He's really ginger. He dyes it so the boys think he has a soul.

Why does he want to deceive people into thinking he has a soul?

 

Because no one listens to emotional music when one of the band members doesn't have a soul.

Why unicorns?

 

Because unicorns are known to be wonderful and magical creatures. If he loves unicorns, then that must mean he has a soul.

What was Gerard's first thought when he discovered Frerard fics?

 

"God I love the MCRmy."

If Alicia Way and Pete Wentz were killjoys, what would their names be?

 

Rainbow Hash and Zewnt Etep.

Why is Gerard afraid of needles?

 

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was Frank always sick as a child?