This is a little risque, so I asked Kriss' permission first and she said I could post this. Basically, just post funny stories from when you were f**ked up, like high or drunk or both. If you can remember them, that is. I'll start- One time, I came home blazed as hell with the munchies and put a burrito in the microwave, but I forgot that you couldn't put aluminum foil in there. I almost burnt the house down. Tuesday, we were stoned and went to the movies, and these FBI agents go by. I'm talking straight up men-in-black-suit-wearing with sunglasses, and they were staring us down. And then we saw them again as we exited. Omg, I can't tell you how hilarious it was. One day, I came to school baked, sat down in my chair in class, and tried to put my seat belt on. These are probably more 'you had to be there' things, I used to have like 100 stories, but I forgot them all... anyway, what's yours?