I hope you like it, I put my heart and soul into this work and I want it to continue as long as possible. <3333333 FRERARD THE CROCODILE CHAPTER ONE I glanced over at Gerard and was like "omg he's well hot!", which is what i thought. I didn't say it, 'cause i was in the middle of a class at "high school", which for some reason we've adopted as the "cool" new way of saying Secondary School. I was totally madly in love with Gerard. He had black hair, and sung in a band called Your Element Relationship. Totally original name. However, Gerard was in love with a guy, because that's the cool thing to do these days, and his name was Frank. Often they'd kiss in front of me, and hundred of annoying girls would scream the most ear-piercing, horrible scream you've ever heard. It sounded like a rape whistle. So yeah, I went over to talk to my friend Alicia, who was going out with this ttly buff guy called Mikey, who was also in the band which I've forgotten the name of. "Can u set me up wiff dat hot guy over dere plzkthx?" i asked. "Yes. Now stop talking like a weirdo." came the reply. "Chrz." OMG I CULDNT BELEEEEEVE IT. I was gonna go on a date with GERARD WAY. OMG. I didn't know what I was gonna say. Probably something really uninteresting or cliche. We'll have to wait and see. ----- Updates coming by popular demand.