Discussion in 'General Rock Discussion' started by TheNickiOfDoom, May 27, 2007.
Because he's so damn small.
Why does Ray not want to be included in slash fanfics?
Because it's really awkward being onstage with the objects of your affection without having those images in your head too.
Did Mikey Way and Pete Wentz really date during the Summer of Like?
No, they dated during the Summer of Love.
Why did Gerard dye his hair blonde?
Because he was copying Mikey and he needed an excuse to stick a fork in a toaster without people thinking he was just stupid.
What is Gerard's favorite thing about Mikey?
Why did Frank name one of his daughters Cherry?
He got the idea from Gerard's red hair.
What's happening to the Killjoys?
Gerard's hair color varies too quickly and it has them disoriented; this has already caused many traffic accidents and even a few deaths. The only solution that has been offered thus far is for Gerard to return to his Black Parade hair style and color. Only then will the bloodshed cease.
Why did Mikey's bed try to drown him in The Paramour?
The bed never wanted to hurt Mikey, he's too awesome. The bed just couldn't see in the glow of the tiny blue light hanging from the ceiling and freaked out.
Why did they call it "The Black Parade"?
Because Frank's mom dressed him up as a pink zombie drummer boy that year and he ran to go take the costume off in embarrassment but Gerard yelled "Hold it! I have an idea!" and threw black paint all over Frank. And that is where The Black Parade came from.
If Mikey were a girl, who would he/she marry?
Frank. Come on they're perfect!
How come Ray never/hardly does interviews?
Because they 'fro will give away too many secrets.
How come Frank named his son Miles?
Because he likes walking.
Why is frank such a sexy leprechaun??
Because since his birthday was on a holiday, he automatically has a link to other holidays; therefore he's a Leprechaun. And he's sexy because his parents had the right genes to make the sexiest vegetarian alive.
What is Bandit going to grow up to be?
A man because she is magical.
What does Gerard do in MCR?
He lives to taunt him about the day they stole his cookie.
COOKIE DOES NOT MEAN VIRGINITY
Why does Gerard keep changing his hair colour?
It changes to fit his mood.
(As a joke: ) What is My Chem's new band name going to be when the get back together under their own label?
f**k yo band. This band is better.
I don't even know where that came from. The other thing that came to mind was Nacho Cheese I have no idea why.
What's with the unicorn??
Mikey used to have a stuffed unicorn as a child that protected him from all the bad things in the world; Gerard gave it to him.
Is it going to Frank's band now instead of Gerard's?
No it will be Rays fro's band. His hair will be frontman.
Why does frank own so many dogs?
His dogs are the source of his love. He draws from their undying affection for him to give it to the fans.
Why doesn't Gerard wear makeup anymore?
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