Dedicated to Frix223, just so she won't cry
*gives coffee to random passerby*
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"Is my hair messy?"
"No."
"Does it look over-gelled?"
"No."
"You sure? 'Cause I definitely think I put too much - "
"Mikey, you look fine," Louisa interrupted him before he could ask her any more questions. "Your hair looks good, so will you please calm down?!"
"Fine, fine, fine, but one last question!" Mikey pleaded as they hurried down the stairs and down the driveway. Gerard was waiting for them in his
limo.
"What?"
"Do you like my brother?" Mikey asked innocently.
Louisa was silent for a moment.
"Aha!" Mikey cried triumphantly, pointing a finger at her. "You do! You wouldn't be silent while trying to think of a way to convince me otherwise if you didnt like him!!!"
"
Louisa loves Ge-ra-ard, Louisa loved Ge-ra-ard!" Mikey chanted as he skipped towards the limo.
"I do not!" Louisa ran after him, but Mikey was too fast for her, and he quickly climbed a tree and settled down on a branch way out of Louisa's reach.
"Get down here, Michael James Way!" Louisa demanded.
Mikey stuck his tongue out at her. "
Catch me if you ca-an, catch me if
you ca-an!"
"What on earth is going on here?!" Mary Alice exclaimed as she caught up with the two of them.
"Mikey won't come down," Louisa explained.
"Good heavens, Mikey, get down before you hurt yourself!"
Mikey winked at Mary Alice. "I knew you cared about me. What do ya say we ditch Louisa and Gerard and spend a nice, cozy night up here together?"
Mary Alice turned red.
"Oh, come on, Mikey," Louisa said, coming to Mary Alice's rescue. "Get down from there so I can wring your neck!"
"Nu-uh!" Mikey shoook his head vigorously and pouted in a kiddy way. "Don't wanna!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" shouted Gerard, who had just arrived at the scene, pissed that they were taking so long.
Louisa and Mary Alice jumped in surprise, and, apparently, so did Mikey, because he fell out of the tree, but landed gracefully on his feet.
"What the fuck were you doing up there?!" Gerard yelled at his brother.
"Masturbating." Mikey said casually, brushing dirt off himself. "Nothing to worry about, Gee."
"Don't. Call. Me. Gee." Gerard said through clenched teeth.
"Sure thing, Arty." Mikey said brightly as he wrapped an arm each around the girls' waists and started off towards the limo.
"Arty?" Louisa looked up at Mikey questioningly.
"His name's Gerard ARTHUR." Mikey grinned.