Haha, you guys make me laugh

*sighs* One of you was right though.
Dammit, the surprise is ruined!

But ah, well...
Chapter 18
*Mikey's P.O.V*
(a few minutes ago)
"Uh, I gotta go," I said to Allison.
I really did have to go.
"
Lalalalala," I sang happily as I skipped down to the little boy's room.
"Aw, it's locked!" I whined, jiggling the doorknob.
I pressed my ear to the door and heard someone moaning.
"Oh, dear! I hope they don't get AIDS!" I gasped.
I reached into my pocket, pulled out 3 condoms, and slipped them under the door.
"Be caaaaaaarreefuuulll!! Practice safe sex!" I chimed as I skipped back up the corridor.
I saw Allison near the door to the ballroom, holding two champagne glasses in her hands.
"Hi, Mikey," she said.
"Uh, hiiiiiii?"
Oh, where's my Weesie?
"Do you want a drink?" Allison held out one of the glasses to me.
"Uh, okaaaaaay?" I carefully held the glass.
"S'this Mountain Dew?"
"No, it's champagne," she said.
"Oh,"
"Well, drink up!" she insisted.
"Uh, sure," I warily took a sip.
Not bad.
I gulped down the drink.
"See, now isn't that nice?" Allison whispered, leaning against me.
My head felt woozy, and I was getting kinda dizzy.
Since when was the world reflected in the kind of mirror you see in carnivals?!
Before I knew it, Allison had wrapped her arms around me neck, and started kissing me.
"Uh, what we doin'?" I asked her, my voice coming out slurred.
Allison just giggled, and started kissing me again.
I swayed and accidentally tripped towards the wall, crushing her against it.
I heard someone gasp, and then the door slammed shut.
I think she gave me something, or put something in my drink!
Oh, no!
What if we do
something?!?!?!
I hope I don't get AIDS!
Luckily, I have condoms in every pocket!
But what if I forget to put one on?!
Gaah!!!
WEESIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAVVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!