WOOT

"everybody always says 'what goes up, must come down' Well, what about helium balloons?"

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Shaz.

This is from so long ago, and it probably makes no sense to anyone, but I found it hilarious.

Jo: You may call me the font violator. :D

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Now that it's raining more than ever,
Know that we'll still have each other;
You can stand under my umbrella.<3

Don Ricalo

They come down too, jackass.

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burned_rose

me:they're like deer that aren't deer!
(commenting on how stupid the sheep jump while they run)

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i'm never coming back to tbp.net
i decided to move on with my life...

Chrissy

"How can you drive when you can't even walk properly?"
- Dad (Thanks Dad, I feel better now xD)

Parents: "ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!"
Me: "Um, I may have just walked into the arch thing but I'm fine. Oh my driving test is on Thursday."
Parents: "Are you sure? I mean imagine if that was YOU driving."
Me: "....."

"Can I freeze our goldfish and then un-freeze them to see if they're alive?"
Turns out they won't if it's a normal freezer.

Kelsey

This was about a week ago. I was in math class and my friend Reach was saying how creepy MCR was (why she thinks they're creepy? i have no idea!)

Reach: "What is up with you and guys that wear make up?"
Me: "....I don't know...they're hot?"
Reach: "More like creepy! I mean look at Gerard Way"
Me: "EXCUSE ME!"
Reach: "Well none of the guys here are wearing make up..."
Me: "Hmmmm. I guess you're right. *starts laughing*"
Reach: "What?"
Me: "Nothing. *turns around and looks at Hunter.*" "You look weird in make up...."
Hunter: "What the fuck?!"


(sorry i guess it was a had-to-be-there to get it type thing.)

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Live. Laugh. Love.

Kirstyyy

Some guy: How come you didn't visit Katie?
Me:....Err. I don't know her?
Me: Wtfff.

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Why did you come with me?
Only because I wanted to go with you.

Mini Edward Cullen is miiine.

Katie Vengeance

Me: *excited* Yeah and like if you ask the guy from Mindless Self Indulgence, the singer [She doesn't know Jimmy's name and i didn't want to confuse her], he kisses you
Sarah: Like.. on the cheek.
Me: No, on the lips! Or make out, if you ask!
Sarah: EWWW that's DISGUSTING!!!! *seems genuinely grossed out* why would anyone want to do that?!
Me: *shrugs* i dunno... *decides not to tell Sarah that my plan was to do exactly that*

sakura821

me: imagine (girl i hate who is heavy but decides to wear disgustingly slutty clothes anyway) in that cheerleading uniform....
my brother: that would take some slim-fast and a lotttt of butter.....

haha it was funny when he said it XD

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Love Me or Leave Me or Rip Me Apart

Thea

Raph: Ali please tell me.... i'll do anything
Ali: No
Raph (very loudly): i'll let you touch my penis whenever you want
haha the teacher gave him the weirdest look ever!

and another

Ali: I didn't boys had an errection so much...
Raph: yes
Ali: tell me the next time you have one
Raph (loudly): I HAVE AN ERRECTION NOW!!!
the people who walked by gave him a weird look

another

Raph: i want to tell a story
Me: no its going to be long and its not going to go anyway
Raph: no its good
Me: okay
Raph: it was a summer afternoon in summer
me and danny laugh alot
Raph: then my mum picked the pizza that was ringing...

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Great. Another fucking song about suicide!

Proud winner of:
Most likely to end up in a mental institute
Most likey to die young
in TBP 08 year book