Navasham: So you're in the middle of like, a nuclear war or something, right? And you have the possibility for world peace or I don't know, cheet-o's, what would you choose?
Me: Cheet-o's, obviously.
Navasham: Good choice.
@ 12:41am at my house.
Me: Harry Potter's released in like, 20 minutes.
Juliet: Daze, it's already released.
Me: What? No it's not, because Saturday is tomorrow, and tomorrow starts at 1am, it's still Friday.
Juliet: Wait, what?
Me: .... I can't tell the time properly, can I?
Juliet: No.
I think that was more of a whole, 'you-had-to-be-there' thing.
haha that hair one reminded me of this:
Me: I'm hungryyy and there's no salads left!
Taya: Eat your hair, it's green.
but this is my favourite:
*table relatively quiet, everyone eating*
Lilly: Wouldn't it be interesting if they had, like, sex schools?
Everyone: ... what?!
the other day....
Me: Oranges are really pink, not orange *nods*
Ditte: Yes...*nods too*
Me: *nods like one of those annoying nodding things*
Ditte: Haha xD
Me: Beat THAT.
Ditte: I can't...*hangs head in shame*