Originally Posted by Toad

Twilight. My God, could that book possibly be any worse? Bella was just too damn perfect, with her pretty little face and her nice flowery scent and her strawberry-smelling hair and her massive IQ and her ability to capture the hearts of any boy she passes. And here's what really grinds my gears: Edward's a psychotic vampire who could seriously injure or kill her, and she stays with him simply because he's beautiful. If anything interesting had happened I might have been able to tolerate it, but it was just pages and pages of souless romance. That book is nothing more than one big fanfiction.